Toilet humor

From 8/30/2006

So this morning as Alyssa was walking around the house with some pieces from her Weeble Wobble treehouse we all decided we had to go to the bathroom (because we're all girls and we all know girls have to go in groups). We all go in and Alyssa immediately throws one of the toy pieces into the toilet. Natalie is slightly horrified by this. So I'm getting ready to delicately pluck the toy from the water in a way that will keep my fingers as dry as possible and as soon as I make my move Alyssa FLUSHES THE TOILET! So now Natalie is screaming in horror as I have to stick my whole hand in the toilet and fish for this stupid thing before it gets sucked down. You would not believe the screams coming from Natalie over this. I think she may be traumatized. The toy has now been through the dishwasher and my hand is as clean as I can get it without using toxic chemicals. And sadly this is probably the most exciting thing that will happen today.